privacy policy

This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from stolengoods.uk (the “Site”).

In general, we don’t have a clue what to do with your data. We do work with Squarespace, and perhaps they do, so below are the policies we have been advised to tell you about.

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This website collects personal data to power our site analytics, including:

• Information about your browser, network, and device

• Web pages you visited prior to coming to this website

• Your IP address

This information may also include details about your use of this website, including:

• Clicks

• Internal links

• Pages visited

• Scrolling

• Searches

• Timestamps

We share this information with Squarespace, our website analytics provider, to learn about site traffic and activity.

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This website uses cookies and similar technologies, which are small files or pieces of text that download to a device when a visitor accesses a website or app. For information about viewing the cookies dropped on your device, visit The cookies Squarespace uses.

• These functional and required cookies are always used, which allow Squarespace, our hosting platform, to securely serve this website to you.

• These analytics and performance cookies are used on this site, as described below, only when you acknowledge our cookie banner. We use analytics cookies to view site traffic, activity, and other data.

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If you create a customer account on this website, we collect personal information to improve our checkout experience and customer service.

This information may include your:

• Billing and shipping address(es)

• Details about your orders (for example, your shirt size)

• Email address

• Name

• Phone number

We share this information with Squarespace, our website hosting provider, so they can provide website services to us.

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We may email you with messages about your order or account activity. For example, we may email you to tell you that:

• You’ve created a customer account

• Your customer account password has been reset or updated

• You’ve made a purchase

• Your order has shipped

It’s not possible to unsubscribe from these messages.

We share your contact information with Squarespace, our website hosting provider, so they can send these emails to you on our behalf.

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We may send you marketing emails, which you can unsubscribe from by clicking the link at the bottom of the email. We share your contact information with Squarespace, our email marketing provider, so they can send these emails on our behalf.